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Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.
Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"
by see_weed November 28, 2014
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Cowing and Calving

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.
by Swill September 20, 2005
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Crowning

An exploratory sexual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.
Yeah man, I totally crowned Maureen last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.
by Bonesofthewhitegoods June 4, 2011
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croning

by DJD December 21, 2003
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Crowning King

The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief
Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!
by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009
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Crowning sir duke

When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.
Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!
by PackaPackaBowl June 29, 2011
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Crowling

Crow·ling

1) A baby crow.

2) A child of the house of crow.

3) A somewhat angsty individual who wears dark clothes, enjoys writing and poetry, torturing their characters, and quoting Poe. This person is the sweetest individual you have ever encountered upon first meeting, shy and caring to everyone, and it is only later that you realize they are a Crowling- a creature who feeds on caffeine and the accumulated angst of the world. This person is often writing fanfiction and is incredibly popular in their writing circles for their talent. Knowing a person is a Crowling does not scare you away from that individual, rather, it makes you want cuddle that person away to the safety and comfort of the nearest beanbag because they are too precious for this world. Tea is their beverage of choice and, unsurprisingly, they like anime.
Rachel: "Is Carol holed up in their room writing in the dark AGAIN?"
Liz: "That's a crowling for you."

Diana: "Anyone seen Marry? I need writing tips."
Gwyn: "That crowling? Probably watching the newest Attack on Titan."
by birbfrens June 8, 2018
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