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California crosswalk

To cross from one corner of an intersection to the opposite corner through the means of a straight line. This can be accomplished no matter how busy the intersection is as long as the participants are brave and quick enough to avoid oncoming vehicles.
Two people need to get to the north-east corner of an intersection from the south-west corner of the same intersection. While this would normally be achieved through crossing the street to the north and then crossing the street again to the east. Instead, they execute a California crosswalk and run in a straight line diagonally across the intersection
by The Aviator January 20, 2008
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crossover

A style of music formed in the mid 80's combining hardcore and thrash.
by Hank McBrutal July 28, 2005
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Celtic Crossface

The act of slapping someone across the face with a handful of your semen. Variations include the Double Celtic Crossface, the Reverse Celtic Crossface, the Celtic Crossface Bitch Slap, the Celtic Uppercut, and the Celtic Gumbo Crossface, among others.
The Celtic Crossface Tom delivered sounded like a shotgun blast, and left a red hand print on Dana's cheek for three days!
by he7879 May 24, 2011
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Crossfaded

The non-gay way to say "twisted"..The stage of being both high&drunk. Makes girls pass out and guys act like stupid fuckers who get really mad at everything. It feels better then anything but you just pass out for hours.
Asshole 1: look she passed out with her shoes on!! She's so crossfaded
Asshole 2: you know what that means!
Asshole1: let's fuck with her
Asshole 2: I'm down!!!
by Yesiloveweed1334 June 27, 2009
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Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover)

When a male singer under the age of 18 sings about love and happiness and cute girls and living happily ever after hits 18, and starts to sing very sexual songs, cusses and has sex multiple times, usually after a very shocking/traumatic event that headlines the news for weeks.
1. Tammy(16yo): Oh my gosh I love Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!! He's so amazing, his lyrics are so thoughtful and nice!

Danny: Yeah they are now, but wait til he hits 18. He's gonna go through the Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover).

Tammy: ???

Danny: Yeah he's gonna make a sextape or something, get shunned, and come back with a rated R mixtape and from then on out he's gonna make songs about sex positions, smoking weed, and be in songs featuring lil wayne and busta rhymes.

After Chris Brown beat Rihanna, he wasn't singin With You anymore
by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011
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crossover

Shortened minivan. Looks like a grotesquely inflated hatchback. Comfortable to sit in but crap to drive, less useful than a minivan, and even less cool.
Dude: Look at that Lexus. What a chode-mobile!
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?
by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011
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Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.
Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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