prime cooter

It's when a woman's southern area is as perfect as it gets. PRIME COOTER!

TaSheena has some prime cooter!!!!

by Axnx November 18, 2016

cooter party

A gathering consisting of mostly, if not entirely, girls.

The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I went to Julie's, and it was a total cooter party. None of them were hot, though, so it sucked.

by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

Coot Poot

Queef; A vaginal fart randomly or when the male is applying penetration during sexual intercourse.

Girl: *Queefs*
Boy: Did you just do that?
Girl: Yes, im sorry.
Boy: Haha you just had a coot poot!

by Jon Rog April 1, 2011

Cooter Wise

Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.

I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.

by crd79 January 14, 2008

Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.

That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009