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Cristina

One of the most loyal beautiful girls you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She is as bright as the sun itself and is always thinking of her peers and making sure that she is always there to support them. She puts others before herself and tries her best to make sure that their significant other or friend is having the best most wonderful day, Cristinas is very caring so never takes advantage of them. They are very loyal and trustworthy and they will put all their trust in you expecting you to never take advantage of the trust. They are very affectionate people and love any sign of affection. They truly let out the real side of a person and not an image that they might show. Cristina is wonderful and makes you so happy. Cristina might be insecure about themselves so always reassure them and flood them with compliments Cristinas are truly awesome.
Cristina is the best
by anonymous April 3, 2022
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cristina c

hot sexy girl who makes u stiff as wood an has big tits
man cristina c is smoinking
by tim allen someguy January 19, 2009
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Cisternino

A very angry Pizon who curses and says Fuck after every other word. Usually can't be seen in the woods due to mass amounts of camo and stealth like skills.
Fuckin shit. What the fuck, fucking Fuck! Thats a Cisternino.
by Whispering Dr. unk March 30, 2009
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crasterbation

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
by Hillman January 21, 2006
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crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.
The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.
by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007
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crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time
"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."
by Melikki November 26, 2006
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Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.
After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.
by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007
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