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The Criss Angel

A sex move in which one person holds their hand in a jerking position while the other levitates to insert his dick into the open hand, continuing to levitate up and down to jerk himself off.
David and his gay lover, Mike, wanted to try something new in the bedroom. David then taught himself to levitate so they could try The Criss Angel
by Mattisthegayest1717 September 19, 2018
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Darren Criss

by Darren Criss simp January 22, 2021
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Criss Moment

Say something or send something unfunny to a group chat, and no one laughs
E.g "look at this meme, *no one laughs* What a criss Moment

*Criss dies inside*
by JimmyJahmas December 3, 2021
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criss angel

A fucking faggot who has the shittest illusions and makes people think he does all of this shit. Uses film editing so he portray levitating, teleporting, and such other things. No he didnt walk up the wall you dumbass. its called turning the camera sideways so you can portray walking up a wall idiot. Another thing, he didnt get runover either jackass. He jumped on the car before it rammed him into the brick walls. Watch the video and see it for yourself. Doesnt hurt that bad to have a few bricks hit you. The only thing he has ever mindfreaked is you idiots beleiving his shit is real you fucking morons.
Criss Angel=Phony
Criss Angel=Faggot
Criss Angel=Fake lispe
Criss Angel=Idiot
Criss Angel=Queer
Criss Angel=Magic fag
Criss Angel=Emo
Criss Angel=Quief
by Criss Angel July 6, 2006
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criss angel

A once good magician who now drinks too much and offers drunk women money to flash him.
by Yomima May 9, 2007
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Criss

A kid that might be gay, he is often crying because he's to scared to ask girls out that may like him back.
Guy 1: ask her out
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: stop being a Criss
by Stoker32 October 8, 2014
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criss cross

Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.
"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"
by MIREYA January 5, 2006
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