ass crisps

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.

After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.

by splosion squad September 28, 2009

crispy four

A flawless, perfectly timed set of four consecutive shots from the Battle Rifle in Halo's MLG settings, killing the opponent.

I just killed Munoz, he was a victim of my crispy four

I hand out crispy fours all day like it's my job

You just got a crispy four, later gamer

by Jabop September 25, 2009

crispymiller

taking your close girl friend home and only eating her out and denying you sex,then wakes up and eats all your treats.

bro did you take her home and she crispymillerd you!

by IUPIZZZLEEEE July 7, 2010

Crisp'n Fruity Rice

A knock off of the popular cereal brand "Fruity Pebbles" often found in poor southern homes. Consists of multi-colored cardboard bits.

I love my Crisp'n Fruity Rice, now if I could only afford some milk!

by DaBamBam December 2, 2010

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Crispin

thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?

I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.

by Krkič September 17, 2019

Crispophobia

The phobia of all types of crisps.

James doesn't eat crisps. He claims to not like them but I think he's got crispophobia

by Sex_Llama December 18, 2019