cranap

Taking a crap and a then a nap in the stall at work. Sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies.

Man, I'm destroyed today, I'm gonna go take a cranap, cover for me.

by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

cramnesia

When one loses memory in the process of cramming/studying.

When one forgets the material one was just cramming.

"I've been studying so hard for accounting but I completely forgot what I just read!"

"Yo, sounds like a case of cramnesia."

by joejoelee December 18, 2008

cran-rammer

A young man who thinks he is the best, although typically cran-rammers are somewhere in the mid- to fair okay region of the performance spectrum.

Did you see how proud Josh was of his mediocre sales presentario? He is a cran-rammer, for sure.

by lexicographa October 4, 2010

Crane-claw

The act of holding a fork or spoon as a base and using the index finger to grab any food and pull the food onto the pre-mentioned base. It allows for mass contamination of food.

Did you see Uncle Steve come in and crane-claw that slice of ham? I'm not going to eat any more of that.

by Randy Gato II January 2, 2012

crane cowboy

A person that has the skills to pay the bills when it comes to heavy lifting and shady rigging principles. This person has the shadiest rigging technique and can sneak it by an osha inspector and usually wears a cowboy hat hard hat.

That Larry is a serious crane cowboy when it comes to gettin shit done, all he needs now is a mic ultra and his horse

by TyroneJefferson February 22, 2021

Alex cRanch

The only black, water polo playing, elf to ever escape from the north pole

Whats that thing floating in the water, is it an Alex cranch

by Fuck ja police November 4, 2011

Lee Crane

Usually a cunt, plays minecraft and his father works as a builder. They are also on government funding, aka the dole

Lee Crane; I just got a new rocking chair!
Jamie; who gives a fuck

by camping_chair November 6, 2019