Crawesome

Combination of "crazy" and "awesome."

"That was crazy AND awesome. I call it crawesome." - John Berry

by GuyIncognito May 24, 2004

crater

When a man with a large pot belly wears a shirt that is too tight causing his belly button to make a massive indent in the middle of his stomach resembling a crater on the moon. Generally this man believes that he is incredibly sexy when he is actually disgusting and will compensate by driving BMWs and talking highly of himself. In rare occasions he will also wear "titty shirts" to accentuate his figure and perpetually hard nipples.

Man, did you see TK's crater in the meeting the other day? It looked like an asteroid had crashed into his stomach.

by Soup Lover September 29, 2008

Time To Crate

Time To Crate is a metric used to assess the quality of video games. It is expressed in terms of the time between the start of a level (t == 0), and the point where the level designer gave up, ran out of ideas and just started putting in crates.

A lower TTC is considered desirable.

Dude this game has a Time To Crate of zero! The level designers must have had no ideas whatsoever.

Yeah, just need to tighten up the TTC on level 3.

by necrogeddon August 22, 2014

Cratefallen

When you get a big boo boo from falling off a staircase of crates

(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?

by Sickomonster August 25, 2021

Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.

"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."

by wrightr333 April 29, 2009

Crate'd

The act of receiving/giving a gift listed on Uncrate.com

Corey: Happy Birthday, Kyle, I got you this concept car and neat carbon fiber survival knife.
Kyle: Did I just get crate'd?
Corey: You bet your ass you did.

by Haterz_GonnaHate November 28, 2011

love crater

(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.

When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:

1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).

In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:

1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).

Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!

Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?

Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...

by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012