Crapwords

1.Words that have no meaning
2.Made up words for another purpose, normally to make a point

1. "That ain't no word, its a Crapword"
2. "man, i was on urbandictionary.com today and someone made some crapwords"
"Why did they do that?"
"Cuz they're little muthafuckers"

by Crapwords May 26, 2004

cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

by Stang July 8, 2011

cardboardhydrates

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.

Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates

by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019

Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Gravy in the cupboard

A male who is not worthy of recognition

Dude, you're just gravy in the cupboard.

by DukeLave December 18, 2010

Cupboard love

Love that you give in order to get something from someone. Like cats. They love you for what's in your cupboard.

I suspected all along it was just cupboard love, and what she really liked about him was his car.

by ACG February 18, 2007

cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.

"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."

by Raccoon December 16, 2003