Cranky Bean

the female form of blue balls

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

crannytankerous

The final form of a front end developer after reading one too many dirty briefs.

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crannytankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crannytankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crannytankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

crawly boys

cockroaches , bugs etc.

Jimmy: Damn bobby you got crawly boys all over your room !
Bobby: Yeah i know i haven't cleaned up in ages.

by Dumrem November 24, 2017

Cranky sponko

An old ladies virgina

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko

by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019

crankycrewmarkimoo

A TikToker with 37.7k followers and 2.2 million likes as of July 17th, 2021. She is a fan page of Crankgameplays, Markiplier, and recently Bo Burnham. She’s so epic

“Did you see crankycrewmarkimoo’s new video?”

“Yeah it was epic”

by .teddy July 17, 2021

Custard Cranny

A glory hole located in the bathroom of popular fast food chain Culver’s

Howdy there Garrett, want to meet me at the custard cranny so I can give you my flavor of the day?

by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021