cranioproctologist

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

by flyingdog May 8, 2008

cranberry juice

What you drink when you are on your period...

-What were you having?
-Cranberry Juice
-What, you on your period?

The Departed

by wabbajack July 15, 2009

Cranberryzero

(n.) The act of producing a shameless piece of work that borders on artistic travesty; usually bereft of theme, purpose, merit, or value.

"Abe had nothing to contribute to the contest as usual; and his rapidly tarnishing reputation deteriorated even further when he tried to pull off a Cranberryzero by entering that visual travesty."

by Wilbert. A. Robson May 23, 2006

crapbox

To take a dump in a bathroom without opening windows, turning on the ventilation fan, or providing any other way to let the smell out. Makes the entire immediate area smell like crap. Works very effectively in dormitory suites.

Derived from "hotbox."

One of those new guys crapboxed the suite again!

by mamarley February 25, 2011

Cranbourne secondary

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays”

Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

by Wenis toucher October 12, 2019

craniosphinctalectomy

(n) a complex medical procedure involving the removal of one's head from one's ass.

My good friend is having a craniosphinctalectomy today. I hope everything comes out well.

by Snark Chariot April 27, 2014

cranola

When you fart and burp at the same time

That bean burrito made me cranola

by Camstatis October 20, 2015