Craiper

One who is sober and kisses a girl/boy when they are, or on the border of being passed out drunk.

The girl was passed out drunk and the boy craiped her. He is a craiper.

by The craiping craiper July 23, 2010

crapleaver

A person who walk's their dog and neglects to pick up the fecal deposits.

The cop's could have ticketed the crapleaver too, on word of everyone at the apartment complex.

Eww, I hate crapleavers.

by Gary Charles September 19, 2010

crapple pie

Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎

I really want crapple pie! (only acceptable to be said when drunk or pregnant or late at night)

by key ran August 14, 2014

Criplephobic

Criplephobic is word that if you refuse to help someone who has a cast anywhere in there body

im not helping you just because you have a broken arm because im Criplephobic

by saiyanmonkey April 8, 2021

crampled

An adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old pussy lips. A cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman's age.)

I was just about to fuck this cougar that I picked up in the bar the other night, when I slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled pussy.

I love fuckin that crampled old MILF pussy. Too bad it's your mom's. Heh.

by sc0ner June 16, 2010

Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos

Low fat Twinkies are crapple

by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 3, 2010

crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...

I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".

by Chezelle September 14, 2008