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Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003
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crackerexic

used to describe when a person, usually a woman ... is skinny/thin clearly from the use of drugs.

Not to be confused with naturally thin women.
"Hey Jimmy check out that crackerexic bitch over there, go over and give her a poptart - tell her it's food."
by jamie_ledge December 29, 2009
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lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 30, 2006
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cracky / crackie / crackey

Jill ain't nothing but a fucking cracky
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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crackwheel

Check out that crackwheel.
by sunshine March 16, 2003
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crackward

A male who leans towards anal sex with members of the same gender and like to do this as often and frequently as is physically posible for a human being without damage to the producers of the sexual cells that dangle inside their sack
damn u r such a fuckin crackward
by bigyun February 3, 2005
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Crackcident

An automobile accident resulting from one or both parties texting on a Blackberry (Crackberry) mobile device while driving.
If Bob had been watching the road instead of texting on his Blackberry, he wouldn't have been involved in such a major crackcident.
by Anandaconda August 19, 2010
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