crackerettes

cracker bitches

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

by dPythonb September 10, 2009

snacky crackers

something you snack on after snorting a line

yo dude I got the munchies after that line
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on

by niggerdicktaint January 4, 2017

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

orange crackers

Crackers that are orange, typically a very bright unnatural orange. A tasty treat but tastes like chemicals.

Can I get the orange crackers?

Why? They taste like shit.

Yeah that’s the point.

by Possibly autistic April 22, 2023

The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

by ImAWall February 12, 2019