Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying

you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

still counting

You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.

I'm still counting, dweebs.

by hunter t September 14, 2011

Counting Sheep

When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.

person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.

by jluketwo March 21, 2008

Cousing

Cousing is the act of brutally raping your own cousin

Aye Jon, have ye' finished cousing?
Yuh bro,she didn't stand a chance against us hyuk!!

by MarcoIsANgger December 28, 2018

counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011