Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
Get the couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.mug. by I couldn't find any other name November 9, 2021
Get the I couldn't find any other namemug. Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
Get the couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs assmug. Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*. is an error message the displays upon typing a word that doesn't exist in the world of urban dictionary.
Per1 :hey urban dictionary what does ¤º♡%¥《 mean??¿
urban dictionary : Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*
urban dictionary : Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*
by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019
Get the Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*mug. Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.
Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008
Get the boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite throughmug. by WildWillez December 13, 2020
Get the Shouldn't have started what you couldn't finishmug. Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug.