constipated

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 26, 2007

constipated

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)

by little drummer boy May 13, 2005

constimate

to get with, date
(constant + mate = constimate)

Girl One: Nicole, you and him should really constimate! You are so cute together!

by xnicole123 September 21, 2011

constimated

being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,

friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?
friend 2: i constimated all night.

by yeeyeeyeeyeeyee June 24, 2008

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009

Constipated

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

by etwizzle July 31, 2015

cootimeter

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.

A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.

by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005