cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 10, 2008

Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Cork

A cork is used in bottles to make sure liquid does not squirt out Example.

The 2 homosexuals corked eachother and milk squirted out.

by ThatSoFunny December 3, 2007

cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 8, 2008

Corking

Inserting your pointer finger into someone's rectum, then rapidly removing it in a "come hither" motion. This movement creates a popping sound, similar to removing a cork from a wine bottle.

John and Sarah are in the bedroom corking again. We're going to have to wash the sheets.

by BigDaddyC6969 November 25, 2020

cork

a derivative of 'keek' which is another word for 'dick'

that gurg sucked my cork off last night

by Mike January 11, 2004

cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 10, 2008