Cockerella

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)

I love Cockerella.

by Nataliussss June 8, 2009

Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

cooker

Bottle caps, spoons, or other containers used to dissolve drugs

Before you shoot up, you've got to flame that smack on a cooker

by Spec.k. June 14, 2006

shirt cocker

a guy at the Burning Man Festival who walks around with a shirt on and no pants, with genitalia exposed.

Dude, either put some pants on, or take your shirt off, you god-damned shirt cocker!

by chickenbacon October 11, 2007

Sot Cockerel

A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.

Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'

Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'

by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018

cocker spaniel

Medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.

Cocker Spaniels are pretty dogs.

by Saints October 6, 2003

cooker

a cooker is a spoon or bottle cap used to cook drugs such as heroin,coke,meth to make it more pure and for junkies to get more hi it is soposed to cook the junk out of junk and bring out the pure quilities

you put the dope in the cooker cook it good and mix it around then you draw it up in the rig and slam it

by NLR718 July 15, 2006