coot

The action of a woman cumming. A man skeets, a woman coots.

"I want you to fuck me 'til I coot."

by Amanda :* May 12, 2007

Coot

Variation of the word Cute.
Used in a sort of baby talk way and paired with mispellings of other words.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

"Aww dat kitty ish so coot!"

by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

coot

a hot guy. the male equivelent of biddy.

girl, there were MAD coots at that party last night

by hey girl hey alli b October 16, 2008

coot boot

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.

Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.

by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

dip coot

A yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip.

"Wow it hurts to pee because I have a dip coot"
"Dont tell me another dipper went down on you.."

by molllzzlllz October 9, 2016

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Coot Poot

Queef; A vaginal fart randomly or when the male is applying penetration during sexual intercourse.

Girl: *Queefs*
Boy: Did you just do that?
Girl: Yes, im sorry.
Boy: Haha you just had a coot poot!

by Jon Rog April 1, 2011