Coomer

A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach

Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!

by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021

Caviar Commy

A rich, famous, or powerful liberal elite. (Usually white) Often bitches about issues such as income inequality and how capitalism hurts the poor but is the last person on earth to pay their own employees fair wages let alone actually do anything to alleviate poverty.

I fucking hate Jeff bezos! That guy is such a Caviar Commy.

by TheFlyingGayIrishman December 30, 2018

Coombes

To perform an act with style or with ease. Also to come from Yorkshire.

Man that trick was so Coombes!

by youknowwhobaby May 28, 2009

ok coomer

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer

Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer

by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021

King Coom

Hardcore coomer that fought hard to get crowned the King of all Coomers.

"Dang that Eric Cooms 10 times a day. "
"Yea I think thats King Coom himself."

by CoomKing April 1, 2022

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davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd

- a very short nickname to call your friend named james

wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday

by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020

Coom

Slang for water. Commonly used in the United States Outlying Islands.

"I need to get a cup of coom, my throat is parched"

"Ok, get me one too"

by Wei_lin October 26, 2020