Conundrum

A mysterious chemical that provides a high unlike any other. Conundrum is most commonly ingested in its liquid form, but can also be smoked, snorted, huffed, applied topically, or injected. Usually made with coke and rum and/or drank from an official "Conundrum" bottle.

"I was so high on conundrum last night that I hooked up with some random asian chick...i think"

"This is quite the conundrum"

by Point 5 November 7, 2008

Conhumdrum

A tune or song you can't quit humming, whistling or get out of your head. A neologism starting with the word, "conundrum", adding hum in the middle, and incidentally containing the word, "humdrum", which describes the monotony of the tune's incessant repetition.

When I left the musical, I had the title song stuck in my head, repeatedly humming it until the conhumdrum drove me batty.

by Afortunateone January 17, 2015

Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

Eliansen Conundrum

When two people argue who has the best wit in the course and they are being over-polite to one another.

Guy one: you are smarter than me in this course
Guy two: no you are
Guy one: no you are...
The cycle continues until one side becomes exhausted and concede the victory to another.

Guy one: "Look, they are arguing over who is smarter in that course again."
Guy two: "ahh let them be, that's the Eliansen Conundrum and they will eventually figure it out."

by Communistnacl January 12, 2022

Ava Conundrum

When you seek male validation so much that you harass men online; you will think you are being quirky by texting them every five seconds... NEWS FLASH you are not.

OMG, I know a girl who's an Ava Conundrum! She is a lesbian trying to get a boyfriend!!!

by Hackergirlzz September 10, 2022

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist. See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

by Ampersandles October 9, 2008

Confundrum

Confundrum * When you are in an absolute fucked up mood from the stupidity of people and things around you.

I need a drink today's bs has me in a confundrum.

by K7Bornnraised April 18, 2019