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Willfully contradictory

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).
This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021
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Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 14, 2012
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cross contamavagination

When you spread something from one dirty girl to another girl.
I think she got herpes from his cross contamavagination
by Skinny Larry April 7, 2008
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Walking Contradiction

Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction
Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.
by Everyoneandanyone March 8, 2010
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Contradicting

To Go Back On Ur Word.
Ur Actions Are Contradicting On Ur Words.
by AwesomeKia (: August 23, 2011
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contradictionary

a dictionary which gives you only the opposites of the words you are looking for...
People used to laugh at me a lot when I first started learning English...It took me days to understand that I was looking up for the words in the contradictionary !!!
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condrama

Girl, you better put your condrama on and stay out of it.
by jerzo March 16, 2010
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