Conspiracy President

Another term slapped on 45 because of his penchant to believe that solid facts are conspiracies and that right wing fiction is fact.

This sad, seriously paranoid and isolated poseur con artist will go down in history as the Conspiracy President since his belief that he is being victimized by conspiracies has always been the main subject of his rallies and tweets.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

vast left-wing conspiracy

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.

by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005

Conspiracy-head

A term for conspiracy theorists and conspiracy theory addict

Plural: Conspiracy-heads

Examples: Alex Jones, Anti-WEF people, Anti-Semites, Donald Trump, Qanon, Right Wingers, evangelicals, Robert Murdoch, White Supremacists and Great Replacement believers

Conspiracy-head: Klaus Schwab is the Anti-christ!

Mike: (Angrily slaps on the cheek) He is not, Conspiracy-head. Do some research on Wikipedia

by Porg009 May 20, 2022

Newmertz Conspiracy

When you don't mention a term in class but you still put it multiple times on the test.

Person 1: Man that test was hard
Person 2: Yea, there was definitely a newmertz conspiracy cause I didn't know any of those terms

by mertzmemes December 5, 2016

Conspiracy Theorists

Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.

Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*

by whitecismale (very privileged) October 6, 2016

Conspiratainment

Dramatics created by conflicting theories,between conspiracy theorists, and their followers.

Alex Jones on 'The View' with Charlie Sheen is conspiritainment. David Icke's theory of shape-shifting reptilian entities leading a one-world government is often used in debates between celebrity conspiratainers. Jessie Ventura's show ,"Conspiracy Theory" is pure conspiratainment. Anything put out by the likes of David Wilcock,Ben Fulford,or Sorcha Faal and anyone who alligns themselves with these disinformation agents creates conspiratainment gold. Rifts that divide between subsections within certain conspiracy, for example the 9/11 truth movement provides plenty of conspiratainment; Plane-Huggers vs. No-Planers is conspiratainment .

by i811st December 29, 2011

Conspiracy Theorist

A person who believes that he holds the "absolute truth" and all those around who disagree with him are either naive , oblivious to the "truth" or just bought off by the clandestine organizations who pull the "strings of humanity" and manipulate events in order to achieve word domination. Such beliefs along with the feeling of persecutions could be linked to paranoia and various forms of delusion. Critical thinking should not be confused with consiracy theorism since the supreme majority of the conspiracists believe many things that are pure fiction and are more than willing to eat up everything that fits their story, even when that's debunked.

- A typical conspiracy theorist is characterized by belief in chemtrails, New World Order domination, Illuminati, zionists, freemasons and other "secret" organizations, denial of the 9/11 attacks, moonlanding, climate change and many a more.

by CorruptedSoul February 28, 2016