Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS)

An affliction that has reached epidemic levels among young men, aged 18-35, largely in urban areas of the developed world (particularly Brooklyn, NY). Symptoms of the disease include chronic indecisiveness, disintegration of an emotional spine, lack of concentration, extreme selfishness, outbursts of childlike behavior, overly sappy whisperings toward partner followed quickly (sometimes in the same conversation) by unexplained emotional unavailability.

Research is showing that these r symptoms of some perceived or actual quarter life crises, also known as, not having one's shit together. Clinical trials for birthright trips back to the womb have yielded inconclusive results. On their own accord, a select few have seemingly grown the fuck up. They r now living life to its fullest potential.

Why good sir, the itchiness in your cold, tin loins is nothing other than a case of the Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS).

by bAG Of sUnShINe August 23, 2010

dazed and confused

a good movie! its pretty much about kids that like violence sex and drugs....what a inspirational movie....

it has great music in it

by ME August 3, 2004

dazed and confused

One of the greatest films ever created. It's one of my favorite teen comedies. It doesn't necessarily have a plot, it's basically about the last day of school at a high school in a small town in Texas in 1976. The soon-to-be seniors are initiating the soon-to-be freshmen, a few friends are trying to get Aerosmith tickets, and everyone is trying to party or get stoned, drunk, or laid. Oh yeah, Dazed and Confused is definitely a cult classic, and a movie I could watch easily over a million times. Even though it's about the END of the school year, it's still fun to watch whenever. Oh, and Slater is my favorite character by far. The soundtrack is AWESOME as well, featuring songs by: Aerosmith, Foghat, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent, War, ZZ Top, Peter Frampton, KISS, Steve Miller Band and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

This is, hands down, one of the greatest teen movies ever made. People who grew up in the 70's claim this movie captures the time perfectly, and this movie is definitely a must see. It'll make every young viewer wish they were there partying and having a good time, and every adult remember the good times they had during their teenage years. So, if you're looking for an entertaining flick to watch or want a flick that you AND your buddies will enjoy, check out "Dazed and Confused".

Dazed and Confused is a classic.

by SuperSonicX September 21, 2006

bi-confused

One who is straight but has an unexplainable slight attraction to members of the same sex.

"I don't really like girls, I'm just bi confused" Jen remarked while on the phone weith Justin.

by MischiefMaker January 16, 2004

Weather Confused Whore

A weather confused whore is a person (preferably female or homosexual male) who wears weather mismatched clothing, which mostly consist of booty shorts.

A Weather Confused Whore wears ;

Uggs and booty shorts
Winter coat and booty shorts
Booty shorts in winter
Not wearing booty shorts in summer

by BooYouFuckinWhore May 12, 2011

confuzzel

Being confused/ having no idea whats happening around you

6 way msn conversations are so confuzzeling

by Shenayde March 16, 2009

Confuzzeled

(Adjective) *Con-Fuzz-Ald*

In a state of indecision or misunderstanding- being confused or puzzled.

The girl was very Confuzzeled about why he was leaving her, and she didn’t know what to do about it, or how she would bring him back.

by MoonDust13 May 30, 2018