The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.
You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about
OR
You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.
You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about
OR
You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.
Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"
Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"
Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"
Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"
Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"
by 2Tech December 24, 2008
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2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
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