Condemption

To feel condemned but to not realize it till after the fact that you have realized it.

I.e. Mike is in total condemption that he is retarted and handy crapped but after he reads this he will just be condemned to sucka my balls.

by D.r. SmYth May 31, 2009

Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 9, 2017

condemned to eternal damnation

Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.

I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.

by t_Dubz June 2, 2016

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

by kris takahashi April 24, 2009

condimensation

The little bit of water found in the top of condiments: mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise. mmmm

condiments + condensation = condimesation

"Unless you don't shake the condimensation out of this mustard, your sandwich is sure to get damp"

-A friend

by pseudotreetrunk August 17, 2011

conmentary

Any sports commentary designed to be deceptive, promote the image of the team the commentator is supporting or exposes the delusional tendencies of commentators

Making somebody out to be the greatest bowler. And then he bowls a wide. Conmentary at its best.

by randomvoodoogirl March 21, 2011

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022