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Combine Harvester

A woman who is a hoe. but not just any hoe. A super hoe. She goes through the boys like a combine harvester through a field of grass.
Bro, Stephanie is such a combine harvester.

Don't date her, she is a combine harvester
by Eshaylad696969 January 31, 2021
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COMBINEMUNCHER

One who munches on tin cans. Mainly empty soda cans and whatnot.

One who is insanely stupid
“Wow, that girl is so dumb, she’s literally a combinemuncher.”
by Official Ape Report May 11, 2021
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Combine Male

The Combine Male is one who assimilates with the entirety of all those that consider themselves combine: In Essence he has no defining qualities other than Combine i.e.; Assimilating all into the whole, generally having a lack of emotion, and a strong hatred of lambda males. He's the kinda guy that would browse 4Chan on a habitual basis.
Have you seen That Combine Male, Telling everyone to pick up cans and ranting about this Freeman guy?
by Wizmaster Home Video June 30, 2021
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Compline

Completely fine
Person 1: Hey man, are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm compline!
by dysfunctionalr@ December 20, 2021
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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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Cozmo complainer

An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl
Dude you had one beer, stop being a Cozmo complainer
by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011
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Brag Complainer

Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.
Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."

A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.
by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014
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