Compressed girl

A term to describe a female that looks squeezed together.

Natasha is a Compressed girl.

by Mush mush November 6, 2019

compressticles

Male discomfort typically caused by pants riding up while seated. A portmanteau of compress and testicle. Often relieved by standing and either bouncing the balls or general shaking.

He exclaims while standing and giving his genitals a bounce: "sitting in this chair gives me compressticles!"

by longIslandMark April 23, 2009

Compressorea

A STD that is contracted from people who do it with compressors. You know who you are.

It is the compressor version of ghonerea.

Look Stacey is walking around with a compressor, she probably has compressorea.

by Theresa Green May 22, 2010

Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.

A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020

Comprefathom

When you’re so confused by the bullshit you’re hearing, to the point that you can’t fathom, or comprehend the idiocy that’s happening, you say this.

Him #1- I’m blocking you because you’re a pussy
Him#2- I can’t even Comprefathom what you’re thinking

by jaycerussell February 6, 2021

complevias

A funny but complicated person

“ you are so complevias, it’s crazy!”

by Lxcid, lil October 18, 2022

Dry Compressor

The machine accidentally used on Barry Chuckle (of chuckle brothers fame) that sucked the moisture from his face. The machine has since been discontinued.

Look, he's been in the Dry Compressor!

by Paul Chuckle BBC November 22, 2010