fisting for compliments

When you're an attention whore and you feel the need of constant attention, but you suck at self-pity so you fist people until they shower you with applause.

Maynard: Wow, I am so gross! I will never be fine fresh n fierce :((((
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...

by tamiapoop March 30, 2011

fishing for compliments

being a little bitch

girl 1: oh my god im so ugly
girl 2: no ofc youre not
me: stfu you whiney little fishing for compliments bitch

by lxla January 25, 2016

sandwich compliment

an insult that is put in between two compliments to lessen the blow; also known as a back handed compliment.

Shannon: hey emily, i really like your new haircut!
Emily: oh really, thanks!
Shannon: yeah it doesn't make your face look as fat
Emily: .....?
Shannon: yeah it looks hot though!

-later that day-

Hannah: hey emily did anyone say anything about your hair?
Emily: well, yeah shannon did, but it was a total sandwich compliment

by messylessy September 28, 2009

Compliment slip

A compliment that starts out well, but ends badly

"You look fantastic, for your age"

Whoa! that's a bad compliment slip

by stimpetta April 29, 2013

Compliment Horse

a figurative horse that gets patted for each compliment--but when the compliment repeats itself too much, the horse gets beaten

Dude! Stop telling me how cool Bruce Cambell is, you're beating his compliment horse to death.

by Kinko Vakowski January 14, 2006

jersey compliment

A jersey compliment is When you try to say something nice but it comes out sounding like you intended to insult the other person; or
When you say something nice but you're actually insulting the person

The following would be jersey compliments: "Yo, that's the smartest thing I've heard you say, bro!" Or: love your pink shirt's popped collar, bud.

by Zuluswag January 7, 2016

The Backwards Compliment

1. The act of engaging in anal sex whereby both people are facing away from each other, and push back and forth, using a bottle as a make-shift dildo

2. The act of being nice to a person you extremely dislike, and bitching about them to other people afterwards

Ex 1: 'Yeah man she was gagging for it, so I gave that bitch the backwards compliment'

Ex 2: 'Oh my god , Sally is so bitchy! She just backwards complimented Bridget!'

by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO January 11, 2016