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fisting for compliments

When you're an attention whore and you feel the need of constant attention, but you suck at self-pity so you fist people until they shower you with applause.
Maynard: Wow, I am so gross! I will never be fine fresh n fierce :((((
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...
by tamiapoop March 30, 2011
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fishing for compliments

being a little bitch
girl 1: oh my god im so ugly
girl 2: no ofc youre not
me: stfu you whiney little fishing for compliments bitch
by lxla January 25, 2016
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sandwich compliment

an insult that is put in between two compliments to lessen the blow; also known as a back handed compliment.
Shannon: hey emily, i really like your new haircut!
Emily: oh really, thanks!
Shannon: yeah it doesn't make your face look as fat
Emily: .....?
Shannon: yeah it looks hot though!

-later that day-

Hannah: hey emily did anyone say anything about your hair?
Emily: well, yeah shannon did, but it was a total sandwich compliment
by messylessy September 28, 2009
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Compliment slip

A compliment that starts out well, but ends badly
"You look fantastic, for your age"

Whoa! that's a bad compliment slip
by stimpetta April 29, 2013
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Compliment Horse

a figurative horse that gets patted for each compliment--but when the compliment repeats itself too much, the horse gets beaten
Dude! Stop telling me how cool Bruce Cambell is, you're beating his compliment horse to death.
by Kinko Vakowski January 14, 2006
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Sluthanded Compliment

A compliment you say to somebody for inderectly suggesting that you find them sexually attractive.

This term applies to comments where you intend to or accidentally hint that you think they're attractive.
"Did you see John give my wife that sluthanded compliment at dinner? He's obviously trying to be sly about making inappropriate comments toward my wife, and I will not tolerate it"

-- Self-conscious married douchebag

Example of an actual sluthanded compliment: "Hey your girlfriend's dress looks really good tonight, she could model in that, you're a lucky guy."
-- Sly and smart toolbag who clearly wants to fuck his friend's girlfriend
by somerandomasshole July 2, 2015
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The Backwards Compliment

1. The act of engaging in anal sex whereby both people are facing away from each other, and push back and forth, using a bottle as a make-shift dildo

2. The act of being nice to a person you extremely dislike, and bitching about them to other people afterwards
Ex 1: 'Yeah man she was gagging for it, so I gave that bitch the backwards compliment'

Ex 2: 'Oh my god , Sally is so bitchy! She just backwards complimented Bridget!'
by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO January 11, 2016
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