compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Computer AIDS

A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.

Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.

by Dontrell January 18, 2008

competent

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.

Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

Computer Eye

1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.

Man! I really started getting Computer Eye after 2 in the morning, surfing the web.

by Druqks December 28, 2008

Computer Cutie

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.

Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.

by Peetiewonder April 17, 2009

computer head

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.

I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.

by David G. S. November 14, 2007