Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 25, 2023
A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.
Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret
by Voltmanic September 28, 2023
A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).
Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 17, 2022
to have a teleconference while on the commute, so as to either fill empty time, or get work done that didn't get finished while in the office
John had a 5pm commute-com while sitting in rush hour traffic on the beltway, discussing some of the after-action items from the earlier meeting, since he had to go pick up his kids at day-care.
by k3for January 24, 2011
by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020
by driftke70 June 20, 2013
Where did dave get all that stuff? Did he get his job back after covid took it?
No, he is a looter commuter now.
No, he is a looter commuter now.
by Nomas Tortuga June 01, 2020