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Commodore Nut

A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.
"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."
by blueskar May 26, 2017
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Commodore

To lose a condom in your mates ass
Dude I totally commodore’d you
by Gm blokes January 15, 2020
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commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.
Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.
by YAWA August 1, 2021
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The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011
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redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.
Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.
by Shane56 August 15, 2021
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Commodore

A number 1 selling family car with the engine technology that is so out dated, i dont know why we still have it.

The car is so 'heavy' that HSV can't understand why the car slides into the barriers under hard braking down at the track. Twin Turbos were banned due to the fact that the 5l v8 could not keep up with it.

People who drive them think their number 1 with their bodykits and aftermarket accessories, terrible sounding exahuse, subdoofers and highbeams and fog lamps swiched on at 12 o'clock midday.

A HSV runs a 400m time of 14.3secs and a 2.6L Twin Turbo import can run it at 12.8secs ...hmmmm...yes...so wats so good about the 6L v8???

Oh yeah number 1 aussie car...HA! GM is an American company. the VLs probley the only 1 with a good engine, which is made Japan.

Commodores SUCK!
DOOF DOOF DOOF!!! here we go again, a group of loosers pulling up in da sic commodore bro

Do a burn out!!! oh sic mate!
by Commodores Suck August 14, 2006
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