Skip to main content

commission whore

A sales person, usuallly from a retail store, that harrasses you uncontrollably until you buy something just so they can reach their commission.
I went to radio shack today and all of the employees were total commission whores.
by Karen420 November 10, 2008
mugGet the commission whore mug.

Great Commission

To tell and model and show everybody the wisdom of God's Son, Jesus why He had to die so you can have LIFE in HIS power to walk in HIS wisdom and HIS common sense to overcome our selfish and self centered and self destructive ways. Jesus said, when we have TOLD EVERYONE & MODELED IT TO EVERYONE ON EARTH then and only then will the jig be UP and HIS soon return WILL BE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!
Praying for your family and show them by your life the LOVE & PATIENCE God has given YOU. Therefore you have done an event towards finishing off the GREAT COMMISSION!!!
by Rob2010 February 4, 2010
mugGet the Great Commission mug.

concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.
My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.
by Writing J February 13, 2009
mugGet the concision mug.

Communion It

When you're too lazy to get a glass of something so you drink right out of the bottle and proceed to wipe where your mouth was like they do with the wine at communion.
Guy 1: "Dude cmon why are you drinking right out of the apple juice?"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
by ImmediateAce January 24, 2015
mugGet the Communion It mug.

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD
by 8 ball player September 4, 2019
mugGet the Commiting a Cruz mug.

Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.
Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!
by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009
mugGet the Pre-collision Dance mug.

Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.
"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"
by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019
mugGet the Corn Communion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email