beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.

You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.

by J. Smooth March 28, 2008

commercial buffalo

A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.

After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.

by Chet Upnya June 12, 2018

commercial garbage

Anything that is popular

Dude, MTV is such commercial garbage

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

commercial break

a quick trip to the toilet to use the facilities. take a quick bathroom break.
stems from the rushed toilet break one takes during commercials when watching TV.

- Man, I've had too much beer atm, I need a commercial break before next round.
- After Dave downed a supersized coke in one go, he desperately needed a commercial break.

by blyant March 13, 2009

Commercial Caller

One who will call or return a call during the commercial break of a TV show or program that they are currently watching and or following.

C: um.. hello.. what are you doing?? you seem distracted..
E: oh.. nothing..but let me call u back in a few.. Bone's on now.. TTYL..
C: *irritated* YOU COMMERCIAL CALLER!! UGH!

by Car Sun- August 4, 2009

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner

by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007