commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Sidewalk commentary

The act of dishing or commenting on observations made about people, places, and things seen in every day life..Not to be confused with gossip.

We were making sidewalk commentary about her boob job..

by Polodad March 14, 2010

Pop Commentary

Pop commentary is a form of YouTube commentary, it isn’t considered “real commentary” they don’t get into drama they don’t swear and will apologize for a joke they made years ago. Also known as “Vine Commentary”

Guy 1 “Man pop commentary sucks”
Guy 2 “what even is pop commentary”

Guy 1 “guys like Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Connor, Eddie Burback, and Scott Cramer etc”
Guy 2 “yeah they suck, EmpLemon for life!”

by Guitar lover May 15, 2021

compendate

expected sexual pay off for taking a woman on a date. this can range from kissing to fucking, depending on the amount you spend.

After a sumptuous dinner, Huck expected Tina to compendate by giving him a blow-job.

by surreality84 December 9, 2010

commentversation

When some one comments towards some one else on facebook, triggering an entire conversation lasting anywhere between 5- 473 comments. This not only causes those not included in the commentversation to feel left out or dejected but can also create feelings of extreme irritation to those who are included but do not want to be because of the fact that they recieve notifications for every single comment.

Zach: (signs in to facebook) WOW! I have 473 notifications! people must really love me!

Joe: oh, that's just me and Karen having commentversation.

Zach: dammit. I kinda thought...

Joe: Nope, every one still hates you.

by MrDummyPants January 12, 2011

Commentalist

A constant commentary of all things minor, unnecessary and irrelevant, derived from an obsessive need to comment on everything with no particular purpose or outcome.

“That’s a talking point”: said the Commentalist, after no particular topic of conversation.

by RMB78 November 23, 2017

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009