Coffiend

Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.

Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.

by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012

Hit The Nail On The Coffin

A Malaphor, or an idiom blend, combining "hit the nail on the head" (to do something exactly right) and "another nail in the coffin"(something that will harm or destroy someone – e.g., cigarette) to mean someone succeeded at doing something that may lead to their demise or the demise of another or just that they did a great job at something that they probably shouldn't have done at all.

Best used sarcastically.

"You did a great job of pissing off your ex. Really hit the nail on the coffin back there."
"What?"

by nmwhitehead September 3, 2016

coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

coffin dance

the upbeat tik tok music that everyone listens to

wait- coffin = dead = silence.
coffin dance - upbeat!?
like if you thought this

coffin dance is a bunch of officials carrying a coffin

by hhstar moonlight May 27, 2020

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

pulled a Peter Coffin

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.

Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...

by jang.mi April 10, 2011

cofi

term given to inhabitants of the town Caernarfon in North Wales (referred to by Cofi's as "dre{dreeh}). Most Cofi women can be seen wearing something similar to the Croydon Facelift, pushing prams and wearing the latest gear from Henleys/Addidas/Helly Hansen. Cofi men use liberal amounts of hair gel to spike their hair into a suitable fashion so as to attract lady Cofi's and increase their chances of spawning young Cofi's before they reach their 16th birthday. Cofi's use the word "cont" as an affectionate term to their friends and loved ones (as well as their enemies). The majority of Cofi's choose to shy away from employment, choosing instead to live off state benefits (often spawning many mini Cofi's to increase household income).

Iawn cont? (Alright, cunt?)
C'mere, cont, I'll fochin do yer ed in!
Cofi 4 lyf, cont!

by ohdidijustsaythat March 11, 2011