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term given to inhabitants of the town Caernarfon in North Wales (referred to by Cofi's as "dre{dreeh}). Most Cofi women can be seen wearing something similar to the Croydon Facelift, pushing prams and wearing the latest gear from Henleys/Addidas/Helly Hansen. Cofi men use liberal amounts of hair gel to spike their hair into a suitable fashion so as to attract lady Cofi's and increase their chances of spawning young Cofi's before they reach their 16th birthday. Cofi's use the word "cont" as an affectionate term to their friends and loved ones (as well as their enemies). The majority of Cofi's choose to shy away from employment, choosing instead to live off state benefits (often spawning many mini Cofi's to increase household income).
Iawn cont? (Alright, cunt?)
C'mere, cont, I'll fochin do yer ed in!
Cofi 4 lyf, cont!
cofi by ohdidijustsaythat March 11, 2011
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Five foot 2 inches of pure unadulterated dopeness.

Wild Cofi's can be seen just vibing and shit. They don't know what they're doing.
Damn Cofi, that's dope.
Cofi by Not Cofi November 23, 2021
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The best Youtube channel ever to exist. Most popular for its hits "Medo Brundo jebanje" and "Debele nocne kurve iz MML-a". Soon to surpass Pewdiepie and officially become number 1.
A:Have you heard about Cofi11?
B:Yes his content is so lit. I low that channel.
Cofi11 by Drkalo MMl April 23, 2019
a guy fingering ones butthole while having their balls cupped
Chicken lets get out of here, wanna cofingle?!?
Cofingle by Chickenshshaahegeh September 23, 2023

cofishes 

Tom dropped a gutted fish into a barrel of slippery cofishes.
cofishes by Dakman3.14 March 21, 2009
Acronym (pronounced "cough-it") for COF ("Crusty Old Fart") In Training: a man in late middle age who does not yet possess all the attributes of a crusty old fart but is working to acquire those attributes still lacking and to develop those that are present in rudimentary or attenuated form.

Attributes of a fully mature COF include, but are not limited to: high-pitched, reedy voice; double-knit Sans-A-Belt slacks; possession of a sidecar-equipped motorcycle; intolerance of any music recorded since 1980; sufficient age to qualify for the Senior Discount at movie theatres and other venues.

A COFIT will possess some of these traits, or will possess all of them in an attenuated form.
"Bill can't be a COF, he's still paying full pop for movie tickets. That would make him a COFIT."
COFIT by Crusty Old Bill February 6, 2010
Cofia is the kind of person who loves eating,bonding with friends,family. She loves dogs more that cat's. She so sweet ,kind , thoughtful and amazing. You never meet other person like her , don't lose her or your regret it.
She never look at the negative sides. She's sweet to others and help on others more than herself . Cofia is the kind of person who loves eating,bonding with friends,family. She loves dogs more that cat's. She so sweet ,kind , thoughtful and amazing. You never meet other person like her , don't lose her or your regret it.
Cofia by Togedemaru June 7, 2021
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