by Ap65Mo March 3, 2021
Get the compotition mug.Commotioned means being in a confused, depressed and rattled state from having so much and too much commotion going on.
With housing problems; upcoming surgery problems; grown children problems; aging; inordinate amount of fraudulent and spam phone calls; Covid-19; she was Commotioned to the point of being unsure which situation to tackle first.
by Poppy Doodle June 13, 2022
Get the Commotioned mug.The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.
Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.
Too silky and opaque to swim in.
Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.
Too silky and opaque to swim in.
All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.
The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.
Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.
Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.
The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.
Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.
Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.
by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023
Get the Commotion mug.Unhinged, unwashed, feral italians - they hope to break open the pasta bone and drink the rich interior marrow
by Siggur August 9, 2023
Get the condottieri mug.When you stick it on your penis inside out causing a range of issues such as it slipping off and making her pregnant or spreading STD's.
Comdons won't protect you, throw them out immediately!
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 19, 2023
Get the Comdon mug.Example Usage: "He raised his tankard to his oldest compotator, with whom he had shared countless stories and pints over the years."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
Get the compotator mug.A "hushed hullabaloo" response from a crowd of amazed onlookers when witnessing da movement of a creature or machine from one locale to another.
Maybe a group of observers watching a newly-unveiled conveyance-contraption proceeding forwards and/or backwards would indeed start out responding with merely a "low commotion", but soon they would likely give a rousing cheer and really start noisily jumping up and down in gleeful excitement.
by QuacksO March 14, 2024
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