Colonel Angus 

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.

"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.

Colonel Angus by Sammy Vellani March 30, 2003

Colonel's Christmas 

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

Colonel's Christmas by Flealan December 26, 2009

Colonel Mustard 

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.

Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped

Colonel Mustard by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023

Colonel Dubaku 

The black man from the TV show 24. He was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. This fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like "Whoahhh!!!!! Who the snap are you?!" even when he was being strangled. His most famous line is "Damn, too many pussies to do!". The actor playing Colonel Dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated "You want some...? You can't be cops... you ain't a cop right? damn fuck it heres some bud... oh shit man that hairy ass fool Granleese is gonna get me." He was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell "
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".

Damn Colonel Dubaku where the shit is the fucking bud?! I ordered it hours ago! Don't be a fucking granleese.

Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!

Colonel Dubaku by Dr. Ee-L Nar G. January 19, 2010

Colonel Sanders

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

Colonel Sanders is god.

Colonel Sanders by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003

Colonel By S.S. 

A hidden country club off the aviation parkway conviniantly placed so that its students have no where to go while skipping classes or lunch hour. Not that anyone actually tries to skip classes because of acedemically driven pressure. The typical Colonel By student wears Aeropostale but mostly American Eagle up until the end of their freshman year when they realize that its not actually cool. The male population will continue to dress axactly the same even after this revelation until the end of highschool, but the female population will make the dramatic switch over to American Appareal.

Prom at Colonel By S.S. is a big deal for most acedemic students because after highschool most of them will become a real wife of Atlanta or in other cases an olympic rower, wrestler or rugby athlete. However for those in the IB program plan to spend the next nine years of their lives persuing post-secondary education so they will attend prom dispite their inability to feel comfortable in dressing robes.

People attending Colonel By S.S. don't really care what people think of them. They'll do dip more than any other istitution. And they'll brag about it too.

At a party*

Sally: so what school do you go to?

Fred: ST MATTS!! What about you?

Sally: I got to Colonel By S.S.

Fred: Oh, thats cool.

*conversation ends, sally remoulds with clique*

Colonel By S.S. by cynical-sally August 25, 2010

colonel by s.s. 

Colonel By S.S (aka CB) is a rather famous high-school, known for being the only school in the OCDSB to offer the vigorous IB programme. Thus it is also very well-known for its "very high" academic standards. What is not common knowledge though, is the fact that an alarmingly great portion of the IB student body are in reality, rather weak in mathematics, english, etc. Additionally, it is very true that CB loses in every single sport EXCEPT senior girls' volleyball. However, they do have a very cool and unique media course named "CougarVision", where the grade 12 students taking the course are responsible for the announcements via a news channel format.

Additional info:
Colonel By S.S was named after Lieutenant-Colonel John By; he has founded Bytown and supervised the construction of the Rideau Canal.

Mike: "Yo Logan, Lisgar Collegiate Institute is such a weird school."
Logan: "Yeah, but it's so much better than Colonel By S.S."
Mike: "Ok, yeah, that's true..."

colonel by s.s. by Deee Seee March 7, 2017