collected

When someone makes an unwarranted advance with the intention of taking you home that night.

Can you believe my friend Allie almost got collected tonight? Tragic, right?

by Mizz Popo February 11, 2017

colettesque

to be like colette; lazy, random.
Often times it is used to describe things that are smelly.

"That statue of a lazy girl sitting at her laptop is so colettesque."

by kikuye369 April 12, 2005

colette

2 words. selfish bitch.

hey did you see that bitch today?

yeah i saw that bitch colette

by yvettecoolass May 18, 2018

colette

the act or process of taking the guy that a friend or family member likes. Act of stealing their attention by performing whore -like acts

'wow, she pulled a colette, I feel so sorry for that girl who's guy she took'

'Stop trying to steal my guy, you're trying to pull a colette'

by Treacherous B!#@* June 22, 2008

Colette

Super slut. Has lots of friends in different places.. but for different reasons.... Sleeps around, easy, whore. will do anything for a guy to like her. wears short shorts and see-through tank tops so you can see her badongadongs.. theyre HUGE! if guys even flirt with her she will lift up her shirt and throw them down and start seducing them with her crop tops and shorty short shorts... not a good person to be around... for girls..... super popular with boys.

girl: " look at that girl! i can see her boobs through that shirt! she is SUCH a Colette!"
boy: "i better go talk to her so shell lift up her shirt, throw me down, and start seducing me... i love those shorty short shorts!"
girl: "you are sick! i bet she does that with everyone"
boy: "thats why i love colettes! and theyre friends. oh look her friend is wearing a seethrough crop top! what a perfect combination"
boy #2: " i call the colette with the rainbow bra under the white seethrough tank top!"
Colettes: " come over here so we can show you our boobs! and our vaginas! we can have a fivesome!
boy and boy#2: LETS GO
girl: "wait for me! wow those colettes really are sexy!"

by bigboobedmasta March 9, 2010

Tom Collett

A boy with an obscenly large nose that dosnt like to associate with other human beings but instead, would rather sit around all day and play halo 3 on the xbox and eat cheese pasta.

"TC are you coming out?"

"Nah"

"Man you are such a Tom Collett!!!"

by Gallina Powerrrr September 9, 2009

Sarah-Colletta

someone who forces you face to smile even when you've stubbed you toe. They provide you stomach with a crazy amount of tingles and butterflies! They also have an incredible sense of humor, and make the world a much better place :-).

This ice cream is so Delicious I just can't stop smiling, it must be Sarah-Colletta flavor!

by Mattattackonalexmac May 5, 2010