Cockslob

The wettest, nastiest, most over-eager way to slurp a fuck-stick, or many fuck-sticks.

My boss, Butch, can be found at many a glory-hole, sucking dudes off 'til his nose breaks... for he is a champion Cockslob.

by Fecal freak... you fuckin' Penis September 1, 2006

Cockslom

The Act of planking naked with a boner on a woman

Come on over and help me cockslom my wife.

by Jizz Moneky August 22, 2011

Cockscab

That asshole troll who lives in his parents basement Internet fighting everyone

I just had to post something political on Facebook to see how many Cockscabs I could catch online!

by purple hippo March 3, 2016

Cockwombler

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.

"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"

by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023

cockschmerzen

coolest ig account. account of 2 ppl that love each other v much <33333 lalalala lyyy hdl drain gang

also when ur cock hurts haher

ich hab so cockschmerzen

by cockschmerzen</3 June 22, 2023

sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

cockscab

The end result of dry humping.

I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008