by rikks53 September 23, 2021
Get the Clart mug.A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.
Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
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Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?
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Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?
by Traumatized December 17, 2008
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by phitboi123 April 20, 2018
Get the Clart mug.You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.
Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.
Mo: Why would you say that?
Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
Mo: Why would you say that?
Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
by Mikey the Panda August 4, 2008
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My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
by charleshasideas April 26, 2010
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Get the Clart mug.A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
by snizzery August 8, 2008
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