Cluster Fix

generally small occurrences that exponentially improve a series of situations considered a 'cluster fuck'

Cassie: What a CLUSTER FUCK! Not only did my car break down but I just dropped my keys and they slid between the elevator shaft that is going to cost me 200 dollars! To make things worse, when my dad was researching repair methods for my car he downloaded a virus that fucked up my computer!
Zack: Its okay! The elevator people came out for free. I fixed your computer and your dad felt soo bad about fucking up your computer he put in new breaks and rotors! What a cluster fix!

by acowfrog April 15, 2009

Blues Clues

Like the show Blues Clues, you search for clues to sum up your overall answer. Blues Clues relationship-wise is when a female or male goes around searching for "clues" and asking others about their significant other cheating on them and flirting with other people and like the show, the clue is often right in their face which is the person doing the cheating and they already knew about it. No one has time to play Blues Clues especially with a dude name Steve

Girl: "Umm excuse me...but has my man been talking to you? He does this all the time with other females and tends to lead them on"
Me: "Girl, ain't no one has time to play Blues Clues with "your man." Him cheating on you is the obvious clue and the answer right in your face.

by Teelee2 March 12, 2017

Cluster Headache

A cluster headache is one of the most painful types of headache. A striking feature of cluster headache is that the attacks occur in cyclical patterns, or clusters — which gives the condition its name.

Bouts of frequent attacks — known as cluster periods — may last from weeks to months, usually followed by remission periods when the headache attacks stop completely. The pattern varies from one person to another, but most people have one or two cluster periods a year. During remission, no headaches occur for months, and sometimes even years.

"Long story short, got the MRI--it shows that I am suffering from cluster headaches AND migraine headaches."

"My cunt for a step mom is always sick. Those damn cluster headaches have been bothering her for years.

by Jack Holiday November 13, 2009

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.

I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

by Eskotwo April 7, 2009

clussy

a clown pussy

i want to stick my dick into that clussy

by TEETHLYYT July 10, 2022

Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020

Cluster Cells

'Cluster Cells' are a group of cells that can appear on the penis when it is unclean. These cells can cause smegmal discharge to be emitted from the penis.

VEGAS: "CLEAN THAT CLUSTER OF CELLS"

VEGAS: "WE NEED A ONE AND DONE CLUSTER CELL CLEANER"

Dee Dee: " '-do you know if Nader has any Cluster Cells?' What do you mean by that? I'm not sure what you mean miss Holly."

by Sev_iRib_Farthouse_RealTV November 14, 2022