Cletto

To be classy but ghetto at the same time

Anjiie is classy but she drinks Cherry kool-aid which makes her cletto

by XxFroqqixX February 22, 2011

colreting

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."

Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts

by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011

turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

crete

The greek island (biggest) where the Minoan civilisation took place. Also the place where Zorba the Greek lived.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Cleethorpes

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

cletus

He's Cletus,the slack jawed yokel!

Yee-haw!

by TheWiggidy October 30, 2003

Cretin Troll

Someone who uses UrbanDictionary as their own private forum.

Help Rid This Site of Cretin Trolls

by ME!! June 26, 2006