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closed pass

to give someone a closed pass is to ignore them as you walk past them, after having been walking in the opposite direction towards each other. i.e. keeping your head down, not making eye contact.

the opposite is an open pass, in which you acknowledge the other person, giving them eye contact and/or a smile and/or a greeting as you pass them.
mate, i saw that guy that i hooked up with on wednesday night in the arts building today. it was well awkward! i was so embarrassed, i gave him a closed pass.
by grimeywords June 12, 2007
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Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit
Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!
by Flore_M September 22, 2021
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covid closed

New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.
My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020
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CC (closed captions)

(Closed captions) Interpretative text shown on videos or television. They are slightly different from subtitles in that the text shown is usually in the same language that is being spoken.
I had no idea what she was saying in that video so turned on CC (closed captions).
by Thatssus November 4, 2020
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closed goat

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Closed Friendship

that uncomfortable place in a developing relationship where it would be awkward for either person to see other people but the two are not yet a couple
Girl, get off that, you're in a closed friendship with him; stop banging his bestie.
by fuckwanandesuka September 25, 2010
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Closedverse

A failed Miiverse clone website that shut down many times, finally coming to an end in 2021. Many equally lowbrow clones popped in its place, yet none of them have reached the same notoriety or even lasted as long.

The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.

The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)

Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3
"I'm going on Closedverse"
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."
by Opa Opa February 23, 2023
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