Cowboy Clamp

When a cowboy uses his muscular thighs to block all the airways of a victim until death. Tea Bagging occurs.

Vern put Jeremiah in his cowboy clamp at work today.

by IMyourDingleberry September 18, 2020

Gomco Clamp

A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's stapler. Basically a vise specially shaped to fit a penis. Can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. Google it if you're curious -- and brave.

Just the thought of a Gomco Clamp makes my dick hurt.

by Davidov K. March 28, 2007

Clampit

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

chompadompatorium

The perfect combination of the triple crossbuzz auditorium. That is to say, the perfect combination of a triple crossbuzz from nicotine, alcohol, and marijuana.

"Dude, after this bowl, I think I'll be in the chompadompatorium!"

by pbrittan March 13, 2008

Dick Chomper

A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.

John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.

by Ryan M. M. January 31, 2009

Couch-clamp

1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.

2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.

For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.

" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 16, 2009

Clompliment

When you're trying to give someone a compliment, and then realise it was more of an insult. Generally followed by backtracking and apologies.

"That skirt is great at hiding your fat thights!"

"!!!!"

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry - that was a bit of a clompliment"

by exquisitefire October 28, 2009