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Clint Eastwood

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.
"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."
by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006
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Clint Catalyst

Dandy, Fop, E-Celebrity, Scene King, these idle labels are thrown clumsily at every new internet based he-she who stumbles gracelessly onto our little viewing windows.

Clint Catalyst however transcends these stereotypes we've come to despise by having one thing on his side; some actual talent and charisma for a change.

Crawling out of the southern states he achieved initial fame through the publication of his much reverred collection of short stories "Cottonmouth Kisses".

Already on its second printing, it showcased a voice, wit and style that would eventually lure Catalyst through a veritable spectrum of creative partnerships including his co-eddited collection of short stories with Michelle Tea (Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache) acting, television work, modelling, music videos, hosting, styling, script writing ...

Put frankly, if you're going to be listening to the eccentric rantings of a self made celebrity, then you may as well be listening to Clint Catalyst... if only for the good grammar.
Scene Kid: Oh look over there, is that... Clint Catalyst?

Chum: Nah, it can't be, he doesn't look smug enough. And the hats far too small.
by DarkDrax March 4, 2009
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Clintgasm

An orgasm coming from watching a clint eastwood movie
Wow, Eastwood is such a badass!

Yeah, I just had a clintgasm.

Dayum, me too
by pantieraider September 15, 2009
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Patsy Cline

A line of coke
Gonna snort a patsy cline
by ThePFTookMaSoul February 17, 2018
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Clint

A boy you'll want to keep around forever. He's intellignt, sweet, and funny. Motivated to get everything he can out of life (by god you better not stand in his way). With a smile to die for and eyes that can make you melt he's an ideal boyfriend, someone you'd do anything for.
girl#1 "he has gorgeous eyes and he sweetest smile.."
girl#2 "he had to be a Clint"
by ijustwantacat January 12, 2012
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Clint Dempsey

Also known as "Deuce," Clint Dempsey is the first USA soccer player to make a noticeable impact for a European club team. He has scored several wonder goals including those against Juventus and Stoke and continues to impress fans and players alike with his ability to score often from a midfield role. His name has become synonymous with clutchness and an overall bad-assness after playing two complete games with a broken jaw and sprained ankle. Pretty much, he's a beast.

Nationally Clint Dempsey day is world recognized as the 8th of March every year. To celebrate, individuals usually get together, watch a match, eat pizza, and drink to toast an icon and legend in the making. Happy Clint Dempsey Day!
Aaron Rodgers was seriously Dempsey-like after finishing the season with 2 concussions.

Dude, did you see the way that guy just ate an elephant and cured cancer? That was totally Clint Dempsey, man.
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Clinton Road

Clinton Road is a 10-mile stretch of lonliness in west milford, New Jersey that is completely isolated from sane civilization. It's a poorly paved road surrounded by woods that I'd rather kill myself than enter. There's only like one car coming by every hour or two. People who've been down there claim to have seen witches, the KKK, and various ghosts.

Park Rangers are supposed to be stationed there to keep people from wandering into the woods, but nobody ever accepts the job (rightfully so).

There's an abandoned ironworks facility somewhere in the woods that is apparently now being used as a worship place for satanic cults, a bridge haunted by a ghost boy who drowned in the water near it, and a burned down mansion that is occupied by witches. Some even report that there's crazed cannibals deep in the woods, too.

Aside from the supernatural dangers and the looneys that inhabit the road, it's also very easy to crash your car because of the countless perilous curves that you have to take to get out of this shithole.

During the daytime it's ok, but the dead silence and feeling that you're being watched (which you most likely are) will make you want to tear your hair out. Come nighttime and you're doomed. It's pitch black. Anything could happen to you at nighttime.

Bottom line, don't ever fuck with Clinton Road. If you want to do something there that a white person would do in a horror movie, chances are it'll get you kidnapped by witches and tossed into a bonfire
Person 1: I'm going to do something dumb down at Clinton Road!

Person 2: Dude, that's suicide.

Person 1: *Car breaks down at night in the middle of the road and a circle of druids with torches begin to approach* Well I'm fucked.
by NindianaJones May 22, 2016
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