Claggy

the state of food when it is dry in your mouth

This bread is very claggy.

by Ace November 3, 2003

cleggers

the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the buttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy arse cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.

oh dear my arse is itchy i think i have cleggers.

by pete zzar January 19, 2009

cleggydust

Cleggydust is dried shit powder which you find around your arse hole if you don't wipe your arse properly.

"Here Tom wipe your arse its covered in cleggydust" - Andy Hardman

"No problem mate i'll just wipe it of with my coat sleeve" - Tom

by Andrew Clemintine Hardman July 13, 2007

Cluggy

When your quiche is cold and tastes okish because you can't be bothered warming it up

It's cluggy

by Josh downey February 28, 2017

clegging

The state in which one's ball sac clings to one's leg.

"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"

"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)

"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."

by DingleberryOnYourZUG May 7, 2018

Cluggy

Someone or something moving extremely slow and sluggish and making others or you impatient.

1. This webpage is loading or running extremely slow and sluggish and taking pages, images, videos, too long to load

2. Why is this person so cluggy, jheeze?! Hurry up!

by DonPreachaman July 2, 2020

Jack Clegg

prick.

Jack Clegg is a prick prickity pricked prickled prick. He is pricklier than a prick

by suckmywinkle April 6, 2020